My perfect day

I have a dream.... it isn't much to ask for, but this is my ideal day in the sun. I will bask in the glory of all I have accumulated as a man for one day, and here is how I will spend it.....
I will wake up when I am done sleeping, and who knows when that will happen, but I imagine at some point in the mid-morning. Most likely I will be in my underwear or naked, that is how I sleep. If I am naked, I will only put on underwear, that is it. I'll walk into the kitchen and start to dethaw some hamburger meat. I'm not sure how long that will take, but then again, the perfect day can just happen without warning, so when it does, you must take appropriate action with a well thought out plan. I digress. The meat will thaw along with steak, shrimp, chicken, and bacon. My perfect day, I will only eat meat and various cheeses and various combinations of both. Most likely, that is pretty much it. I just want to be in my underwear, eat meat, drink some beer (Keystone Light), and watch movies. It would be better if it was raining outside. Am I asking too much?