I hate Ameretto.... a lot

Right now, at the top of my list of things I hate, is the Dissarrano commercial. This is the one where everyone at some bar is ordering some type of amerretto drink, and this bimbo walks up to the bar, orders one on the rocks, then starts fellating the ice cube while staring at the bartender. WTF! Seriously, what the hell does this commercial mean. It really doesn't make me want to drink that shit anymore than I didn't want to in the first place. Whatever happened to a couple gallons of Busch Light while owning the jukebox for an entire night and seeing how many whiskey shots the guy in the Brooks and Dunn T-shirt will casually sip. After watching that commercial, at first I can't breath, then I blackout, then my bloodpressure shoots through the roof. After another minute, I am fine. But I can't escape that commercial, even if I switch from watching TimeCop on SpikeTV to Freddy vs. Jason on Sci Fi, the commercial follows me. I'm pretty sure if I'm ever at a bar, and I see this happen, I will officially lose my shit and probably have a first-class, BNewt dressed as an english caddy, freakout and have to destroy some potted plant in my immediate vicinity. I'm so worked up right now, I think I'm going to watch Dawson's Creek reruns until my anus bleeds.